summertime brings out the baseball/softball boys.
and oh, how i love them.
baseball hats are just...hot.
granted, quite a number of the boys that come out to play slow pitch softball in provo are rednecks/ghetto/white trash, but there are those rare few that are quite the catches.
until i find out that they're already taken/married.
boo.
take my ump tonight. attractive, even from my viewpoint in the score booth. and i didn't see a ring on the finger. score.
our second game was a forfeit so he came upstairs to meet everyone since he is new this season.
since i'm scorekeeping for him, he introduces himself and we start chatting it up, getting to know each other.
then, the clincher. that shiny piece of metal on that left ring finger. boo.
why do all the nice, attractive, friendly guys have to be married already?! and why do i have to meet them?? can't i meet a nice, attractive, friendly SINGLE guy?
not yet?
it's not my time, Fate?
well, give me a clue as to when it'll be my time so i can prepare myself, would ya?
it doesn't necessarily have to be a baseball boy. it could be a football boy. or a basketball boy. or really, any sport at all will do. i just love me some sports athletes(you know this). just please, PLEASE, let the next attractive athlete be single!
I can just see your husband now: a computer programmer with little love handles and a part in his hair. You guys will have such cute kids!
ReplyDeletethat would totally be my luck, caitlin haha. as long as he's bringing in the big bucks, i think i might be okay with that ;)
ReplyDeleteI hear ya, girl. Geeks are the best lovers, anyway.
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