"oh gosh am i oppressed"

{if you don't know to which movie that quote references, then we can no longer call ourselves friends}


anyway, moving on...i really do feel that way...if only i had a can of whipped cream to pour down my throat (though i do have a tub of chocolate chip cookie dough...)
today i found out some sad news: my chiropractor definitely has a girlfriend. was i surprised? yes. should i have been? no. i figured there was a chance he was dating someone. i mean, a fairly attractive 30 year old better be dating someone, otherwise there is something seriously wrong with him. (or he's gay)
and to make things worse, he is most definitely not of the LDS faith. but that i kind of figured out from my deductive reasoning skills.
*sigh* i guess it just wasn't meant to be.
but, i sure am glad i didn't take certain individual's advice and ask him out. now that could've made things awkward...